"I'd say you could get me to cook for you," she says. "But if I'm me, we're probably already together anyway--if I'm not in here that time of morning, you know, Fina's not gonna cook for anybody."

She doesn't even cook for Jack. The most she'll do is order food for him.

"You're welcome to go into Egil's room whenever you want, and mine too, but I wouldn't go past that without me. You don't know what you might see."

There is a cat. Egil reaches as far up as he can, but it's not quite high enough. If only he were taller.